Total Medals Earned: 70 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,385 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
become a master of croquet
ride a narwhal
destroy everything
slay a demon
slay a dragon
Medals Earned: 4/7 (225/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.